Popcorn kernel bread ™

It is, with no doubt, the greatest idea I have ever had: bake bread with a bunch of popcorn kernels in it.

This idea... it's just... it's by far better than any other idea on this blog. It's better than my Kentucky Fried Chicken Feen from 2005. It's better than my BASIC revelation from 2015. As far as ideas go, it's just about the best there is. The best I could hope for.

It doesn't work though. The kernels don't want to pop. I'm not sure why, but here's how it went:

1. Bake bread

Since taking up the challenge of catching wild yeast in my house, trapping it in a container, feeding it after midnight, then harnessing it's power to convert boring old flour into delicious leavened sourdough - I've began wondering how I could push the limits of this ancient art form.

Adding popcorn kernels was the answer I came up with.

2. With popcorn kernels in it

popcorn kernel bread dough

I mixed in a handful (a bit more I guess) of kernels in to my active-starter-powered dough, and mixed them in thoroughly.

risen popcorn kernel bread dough

Once the dough had risen (~7 hours), I baked it in a cast-iron dutch oven, inside my extremely hot oven set to as-high-as-it-can-go... Then I waited for the fireworks...

3. Wait for the fireworks

baked popcorn kernel bread

Some time later, beautifully-browned, delicious-smelling, sourdough bread. Perfect in every way bar one: it was filled with un-popped popcorn kernels. Not even those on the outside of the dough went out with a bang.

A second great idea arose from the ashes: how about toasting the bread with the still-intact kernels? Could it maybe, possible, maybe give us some kind of interesting result?!

3. Wait for the fireworks

toasted popcorn kernel bread

No, it couldn't. The kernels were inert. Why they refused to pop in the oven, I can not say. In fact, I have not tried to analyse possible reasons, or develop alternative ideas for overcoming these reasons - because of my deep deep disappointment. Also my laziness.

Still... such a great idea.