A better phonetic alphabet

I found this in a txt document that myself & the missus wrote, possibly when drunk, in 2002. Seems important.

Aquaman
Barometer
Chicken
Dress-ups
Eatery
Fedora
Goal Posts
Heliotrope
Irksome
Jalepeno
Kraftwerk
Limp
Moisten
Nice
Oblong
Pancake
Quincy
Restrooms
Satay
Tanktop
Uppity
Voltimeter
Wafting
Xtreme
Yurt
ZZ Top

  1. but surely there’s a place for Gnome, Knife, and Pterodactyl in that list….. ?

    Wednesday, October 24, 2012 at 8:09 pm | Permalink
  2. I like your new phonetic alphabet. But Jalapeno might lead to confusion. Also “Zed Zed top”.

    Thursday, October 25, 2012 at 4:30 am | Permalink
  3. I think Barometer should be Barbecue

    Wednesday, April 17, 2013 at 7:29 pm | Permalink
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