Mr Speaker

While flicking casually through various shoutcast TV streams today, I came to focus my attention on an old documentary about computers, or offices, or machines, or office workers, or computerised office workers, or something.

It was pretty good.

Anyhoo, I think it was called "The Secret Life of Offices", or "The Secret Life of Computerised Office Workers" or something.

Being the ever-resourceful one, I thought I'd look it up on the local library catalogue to see if they held a copy.

I typed "secret life of" into the title search.

The returned result set detailed a shocking titling conspiracy, revealing once and for all: the secret life of The Secret Life Of...

1. The secret life of a college man
2. The secret life of a disciple
3. The secret life of a garden
4. The secret life of a Satanist
5. The secret life of a Secret Agent
6. The secret life of a Amanda K. Woods
7. The secret life of an oakwood
8. The secret life of animals
9. The secret life of Aphra Behn
10. The secret life of bees
11. The secret life of buildings
12. The secret life of cat owners
13. The secret life of cats
14. The secret life of cello strings
15. The secret life of cities
16. The secret life of cosmetics
17. The secret life of cows
18. The secret life of Danny Kaye
19. The secret life of day dreams
20. The secret life of dog owners
21. The secret life of dogs
22. The secret life of dreams
23. The secret life of dust
24. The secret life of E. Robert Pendleton
25. The secret life of Edinburgh Castle
26. The secret life of Elizabeth I
27. The secret life of Eva Hathaway
28. The secret life of families
29. The secret life of fishes
30. The secret life of flowers
31. The secret life of football
32. The secret life of God
33. The secret life of Gujjar Mal and other stories.
34. The secret life of Hedley Wheelspin
35. The secret life of Henry Ford
36. The secret life of Henry VIII
37. The secret life of Houdini
38. The secret life of houses
39. The secret life of humans
40. The secret life of husbands
41. The secret life of images
42. The secret life of insects
43. The secret life of Jamie B
44. The secret life of Jeremy Thorpe
45. The secret life of Jesus
46. The secret life of John C. Van Dyke
47. The secret life of John Logie Baird
48. The secret life of kids
49. The secret life of Lady Gabriella
50. The secret life of Laszlo Almasy
51. The secret life of Laszlo, Count Dracula
52. The secret life of logos
53. The secret life of Maeve Lee Kwong
54. The secret life of Mary-Margaret Portrait Of A Bulimic
55. The secret life of Miss Lottinger
56. The secret life of Mona Lisa
57. The secret life of money
58. The secret life of Mr. Beauty
59. The secret life of Ms Wiz
60. The secret life of nature
61. The secret life of numbers
62. The secret life of nuns
63. The secret life of objects
64. The secret life of Oscar Wilde
65. The secret life of our times
66. The secret life of paintings
67. The secret life of Peter Gabriel
68. The secret life of plants
69. The secret life of puppets
70. The secret life of Queen Victoria
71. The secret life of railroaders
72. The secret life of Robinson Crusoe
73. The secret life of Rubber-Suit Monsters
74. The secret life of Saeed the pessoptimist
75. The secret life of Sally Tomato
76. The secret life of Salvador Dali
77. The secret life of Snowdonia
78. The secret life of Sooty
79. The secret life of teachers
80. The secret life of textiles
81. The secret life of the brain
82. The secret life of the Brunei locals
83. The secret life of the Crown Prince. By one who knows it.
84. The secret life of the dyslexic child
85. The secret life of the Ex-Tsaritza
86. The secret life of the Flowers
87. The secret life of the forest
88. The secret life of the harvest mouse
89. The secret life of the hedgehog
90. The secret life of the home
91. The secret life of the lawman's wife
92. The secret life of the Morris Minor
93. The secret life of the New Forest
94. The secret life of the office
95. The secret life of the Seine
96. The secret life of the soul
97. The secret life of the unborn child
98. The secret life of things
99. The secret life of Thomas Hardy
100. The secret life of tigers
101. The secret life of trees
102. The secret life of Tyrone Power
103. The secret life of us
104. The secret life of Victoria
105. The secret life of vulnerable children
106. The secret life of Walter Mitty
107. The secret life of Walter Winchell
108. The secret life of Wilf
109. The secret life of Wilkie Collins
110. The secret life of wives
111. The secret life of wombats
112. The secret life of woody species

So many secrets. If you were to document yours - what would it be called? Mine would be The Secret Life of Wasabi Pea Sandwiches.