The man or woman who spreads rumours helps the enemy. Rumours are often started by enemy agents who know that weaklings will repeat them. Is it too much to ask you, for Australia's sake, to refrain from passing on these rumours? Battles can be lost and ships sunk through thoughtless chatter. Keep a still tongue in a wise head.
did you hear about… on second thoughts never mind.
Pssst… Mr Speaker wets his bed… apparently he didn’t realise that a Water Bed means someth….
Oh no… what’s that sound? Planes… at this time of day?