It's good to be reminded that you're shit. Today Fabrice Bellard released jslinux - a 32 bit CPU emulator which loads a fully-functional linux kernel: including Emacs, and a C compiler. Holy Poopsmith.
howami is the companion command to
whoami. It will tell you how you are. Here's the
HOWAMI(1) Mr Speaker Command Manual HOWAMI(1) NAME howami -- display effective user sentiment SYNOPSIS howami DESCRIPTION The howami utility displays your effective sentiment as an adjective. EXIT STATUS The howami utility exits 0 on success, and >0 if an error occurs. SEE ALSO whoami(1) MRS May 17, 2011 MRS
So grab the howami binary and plop it in your
/usr/local/bin. Alternatively, if you're from the ol' school you might like to build it yourself from the howami GitHub repo. And if you're just dying to run it in jslinux you'll have to swap out the