Oh no! My
msie.rom file is infected with
Thankfully this helpful overly-animated web site (click the image to admire their beautiful work) was friendly enough to tell me that there is such a thing as the "Apple Security Center" (remind to me write to those guys and let them know they've got a truly dreadful logo) and that it has uncovered 46 viruses (28 on my computer, 2 in my documents. 46.) lurking on my lappy!
Apparently it "needs to be treat as soon as possible", so I'll wrap up this post before the viruses make my computer look any more like Windows 7.