The Secret Life of The Secret Life Of

wasabi pea sandwichWhile flicking casually through various shoutcast TV streams today, I came to focus my attention on an old documentary about computers, or offices, or machines, or office workers, or computerised office workers, or something.

It was pretty good.

Anyhoo, I think it was called "The Secret Life of Offices", or "The Secret Life of Computerised Office Workers" or something.

Being the ever-resourceful one, I thought I'd look it up on the local library catalogue to see if they held a copy.

I typed "secret life of" into the title search.

The returned result set detailed a shocking titling conspiracy, revealing once and for all: the secret life of The Secret Life Of...

  1. The secret life of a college man
  2. The secret life of a disciple
  3. The secret life of a garden
  4. The secret life of a Satanist
  5. The secret life of a Secret Agent
  6. The secret life of a Amanda K. Woods
  7. The secret life of an oakwood
  8. The secret life of animals
  9. The secret life of Aphra Behn
  10. The secret life of bees
  11. The secret life of buildings
  12. The secret life of cat owners
  13. The secret life of cats
  14. The secret life of cello strings
  15. The secret life of cities
  16. The secret life of cosmetics
  17. The secret life of cows
  18. The secret life of Danny Kaye
  19. The secret life of day dreams
  20. The secret life of dog owners
  21. The secret life of dogs
  22. The secret life of dreams
  23. The secret life of dust
  24. The secret life of E. Robert Pendleton
  25. The secret life of Edinburgh Castle
  26. The secret life of Elizabeth I
  27. The secret life of Eva Hathaway
  28. The secret life of families
  29. The secret life of fishes
  30. The secret life of flowers
  31. The secret life of football
  32. The secret life of God
  33. The secret life of Gujjar Mal and other stories.
  34. The secret life of Hedley Wheelspin
  35. The secret life of Henry Ford
  36. The secret life of Henry VIII
  37. The secret life of Houdini
  38. The secret life of houses
  39. The secret life of humans
  40. The secret life of husbands
  41. The secret life of images
  42. The secret life of insects
  43. The secret life of Jamie B
  44. The secret life of Jeremy Thorpe
  45. The secret life of Jesus
  46. The secret life of John C. Van Dyke
  47. The secret life of John Logie Baird
  48. The secret life of kids
  49. The secret life of Lady Gabriella
  50. The secret life of Laszlo Almasy
  51. The secret life of Laszlo, Count Dracula
  52. The secret life of logos
  53. The secret life of Maeve Lee Kwong
  54. The secret life of Mary-Margaret Portrait Of A Bulimic
  55. The secret life of Miss Lottinger
  56. The secret life of Mona Lisa
  57. The secret life of money
  58. The secret life of Mr. Beauty
  59. The secret life of Ms Wiz
  60. The secret life of nature
  61. The secret life of numbers
  62. The secret life of nuns
  63. The secret life of objects
  64. The secret life of Oscar Wilde
  65. The secret life of our times
  66. The secret life of paintings
  67. The secret life of Peter Gabriel
  68. The secret life of plants
  69. The secret life of puppets
  70. The secret life of Queen Victoria
  71. The secret life of railroaders
  72. The secret life of Robinson Crusoe
  73. The secret life of Rubber-Suit Monsters
  74. The secret life of Saeed the pessoptimist
  75. The secret life of Sally Tomato
  76. The secret life of Salvador Dali
  77. The secret life of Snowdonia
  78. The secret life of Sooty
  79. The secret life of teachers
  80. The secret life of textiles
  81. The secret life of the brain
  82. The secret life of the Brunei locals
  83. The secret life of the Crown Prince. By one who knows it.
  84. The secret life of the dyslexic child
  85. The secret life of the Ex-Tsaritza
  86. The secret life of the Flowers
  87. The secret life of the forest
  88. The secret life of the harvest mouse
  89. The secret life of the hedgehog
  90. The secret life of the home
  91. The secret life of the lawman's wife
  92. The secret life of the Morris Minor
  93. The secret life of the New Forest
  94. The secret life of the office
  95. The secret life of the Seine
  96. The secret life of the soul
  97. The secret life of the unborn child
  98. The secret life of things
  99. The secret life of Thomas Hardy
  100. The secret life of tigers
  101. The secret life of trees
  102. The secret life of Tyrone Power
  103. The secret life of us
  104. The secret life of Victoria
  105. The secret life of vulnerable children
  106. The secret life of Walter Mitty
  107. The secret life of Walter Winchell
  108. The secret life of Wilf
  109. The secret life of Wilkie Collins
  110. The secret life of wives
  111. The secret life of wombats
  112. The secret life of woody species

So many secrets. If you were to document yours - what would it be called? Mine would be The Secret Life of Wasabi Pea Sandwiches.